niall || liam

+

g-e-t-a-j-o-b:

If you have never had the pleasure of having an orgasm, this is a very good representation of what it feels like.

Madisonraelynn: I DID NOTfcuking TAKE THIS PICTURE HOLY SHCK
Title: UnknownReflection (LIVE HQ)
Artist: UnknownFifth Harmony
Album: UnknownFifth Harmony's Upcoming Album
Played: 33035 times

source | download

Dinah:
I must confess, you looking fresh
Yup, I’m impressed, go ‘head flex
Everybody be hatin’ the way that you be stealing the show
Cause ooh you be killin’ em just like Lil’ Terio

Camila:
Ooh, you can get anything you want (anything you want)
and can’t nobody (can’t nobody)
ever tell you no (no no)
Don’t need no filters on pictures before you post them on the gram
Shut down the internet they don’t, even understand

Lauren:
Oooh never met nobody quite like you (no no)
Oooh baby everything you know is true

Normani:
Oh where you from, must be heaven
You’d be rich if looking good was your profession
Think I’m in love, ‘cause you’re so sexy
Boy, I ain’t talking about you
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
Boy, I ain’t talking about you
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
Boy, I ain’t talking about you
I’m talking to my own reflection

Camila:
Why’d you think I’m putting on my favorite perfume?
Why’d you think I’m in this dress so tight that I can barely move?
Why’d you think I’m dancing in these uncomfortable shoes?

Lauren & Camila:
I did it all, I did it all, I did it all for you

Lauren:
Oooh don’t you ever get confused (no no)
Oooh baby everything you know is true

Normani:
Oh where you from, must be heaven
You’d be rich if looking good was your profession
Think I’m in love, ‘cause you’re so sexy
Boy, I ain’t talking about you
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
Boy, I ain’t talking about you
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
Boy, I ain’t talking about you
I’m talking to my own reflection

Ally:
Mirror, mirror on the wall
should I even return his call?
Mirror, mirror on the wall
should I even return his call?
Mirror, mirror on the wall
should I even return his call?
Mirror, mirror on the wall
On the wall

Normani:
Oh where you from, must be heaven
You’d be rich if looking good was your profession
Think I’m in love, ‘cause you’re so sexy
Boy, I ain’t talking about you
I’m talking to my own reflection

Fifth Harmony:
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
Boy, I ain’t talking about you
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
I’m talking to my own reflection
Boy, I ain’t talking about you
I’m talking to my own reflection

Title: UnknownGoing Nowhere (HQ)
Artist: UnknownFifth Harmony
Album: Unknown
Played: 52729 times

charmonizer:

source || download

The sound quality on this is insane praise the lord.

"and I’ve been waitiiinnngggg…"

Title: UnknownLove Me Harder
Artist: UnknownAriana Grande & The Weeknd
Album: UnknownMy Everything (Deluxe)
Played: 1548 times

mynameisgodfrey:

Ariana Grande - Love Me Harder f/ The Weeknd

actualubisoft:

I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy

Anonymous: "What's the most illegal thing you ever did?"

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

THEME ®